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officially better while on amphetamines

like really man it is

like you can write a paper and do tumblr bullshit and listen to danny brown all at the same time without feeling overwhelmed by life 

I wish I could have danny brown’s hair

but not his facial hair

it’s pretty gross actually

but his actual hair is awesome

what a cool dude

what if I was danny brown

and I could be a skinnyfat fuck who still gets bitches because of my bitchin rhymes

life would be pretty great

but alas

all that happens is I get girls back into my room and then we listen to music while drunk and then they leave with nothing happening

probably because my room was messy

but now it isn’t

so at least that’s good

wow ceremony is pretty great right now too

I don’t even like ceremony

like really a lot of their fans are pretty uncool and unfun

but that song sick is fucking good

they probably also have other really good music

their new shit is probably also very good but people shit all over it because it’s not straight hardcore like their old stuff

what unfun people

but they’re probably great people

I really do like hardcore kids

they’re so nice and accepting of weirdos like me

like Tom Moran of Heartless

what a nice guy

but he makes good music

so heavy 

so angry

so good

but Tom Moran is so sweet and nice and welcoming

I really like that guy, really

wow dinosaur jr is also super good right now 

dinosaur jr is that one band I wish I got into way earlier

it kinda reminds me of teh skramo but if it was a bit more chill and not skreamz and really it’s not like screamo at all but I get the same vibe for some reason

also why do people smoke cigarettes

like I smoke because I need that little bit of happiness and stress relief and aesthetic pleasure all in one place and I just need something stupid like that to do to myself

but I don’t even get why you would do it if you were just a normal college kid

is it just because you’re addicted?

is it because it’s cool? 

is it because you started because it was cool and then realized you were addicted?

which would kinda suck

there’s always that group of sophomores who sit outside on towers patio smoking in their little group of kinda cool weirdo friends

I wish I could sit with them because I felt a lot more at home among them then with the bros on my floors

(don’t get me wrong they’re cool dudes too and I love getting hamslambadammered with them)

(but I can only gel with them until they start being weird about teh filth of gay and homosex)

(and weirdos in general)

I sat with them once

because one of them needed a light

she was alone

and asked me and my friend for a light 

she smoked turkish golds 

like I do a good portion of the time

and then the rest started to come and chill with us

and they were so nice and slightly fucked up and chill 

and there was this moment when we all realized that we had the same dealer

(a kid on the debate team who’s also from nebraska from my school district)

and that was really cool and funny because the guy is a bit of character 

(in a normal sort of way, not the super eccentric kind)

and they had cool conversations about things that weren’t just girls and alcohol

because I love girls and alcohol

but those are both for doing when mentioned in tandem

not conversing about all day long

talking stuff that is more fun is more fun and makes my brain kinda happy

but I think I’ll find some of those kids

but it’s okay if I don’t because I still like a lot of the kids I’ve already found

and the radio station has some pretty awesome people

srsly this radio station thing might turn out to be pretty amazing 

I hope it becomes something I can dedicate time too

especially after meeting one of my chill professors at the station and seeing a fat possum records sticker on his laptop

I wonder if I’ll ever get to talk to that one cute blonde chick on floor 13 with that death from above 1979 sticker on her laptop

she’s so cute

and she’s always alone but I feel like she has a lot of friends back home 

also she saw me in a towel and xxl hawaiin shirt once because I was locked out and had to go downstairs

and then I saw her and and a chick my friend in the room next to me fucked walk out of the elevator

she kinda giggled 

that was pretty cute

but I didn’t have my glasses on so I couldn’t read her body language 

that’s always the worst part of being nearsighted

can’t read that fucking body language

faces are just slightly multicolored blobs 

and everything’s kinda monet-esque and impressionist and shit

art history

one class I want to take

and learn about 

and feel a little more cultured

because art and glorious expenditure like that

define a culture

not the status of it’s stock markets

or where the capital is flowing

even though that does have a large effect on culture

but art

and shit like that

define culture

people should learn it

and that’s where I’ll end this

that was a bit much maybe

but oh well

life is good

college is fun

and I guess 

that’s that.

  1. ladoch said: beautiful.
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